Dear Salina Faggot,
I am writing this letter to you as a kind reminder that its not i who owes you chocolate but it's you who owe me chocolate. I suggest that you should pay your debt soon before the interest rate on the chocolate increases :D also i think that since we became friends on the 8th of december 2008. I've become more retarded because of you. I think that i deserve some kind of collateral or payment? lets say about 90184092184021948 chupachups a month? yeah that sounds good. In other matters, i love you like a nerd loves calculus, but on the other hand i hate you like your mum hates boyfriends. :D i think this letter is going rather well, don't you think so too? haha anyways tomorrow is fridayyyy meaning that its the last day of the school week for this week :D but that also means that i have 6 more weeks of this term then 4 more weeks of the next term and then ill be done from school! D: and thats realllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy scary ): anyways my last request is for you to stop being so retarded. you're making me fail in life :) thanks for that and ill be expecting my chocolate and chupachups soon :)
With loveeeeeee, Johnnieee the awesomest best friend ever :D